Legally an Adult, Illegally a Disaster

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The Phytologist's Guide to Falling in Love - LucidMagic - Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Donna Beneviento/Reader, Donna Beneviento & Reader
Characters: Donna Beneviento, Angie (Resident Evil), Donna Beneviento (Resident Evil), Reader
Additional Tags: Gentle Burn, Slow Burn, ya’ll want soft? I’ll give you soft (with a dash of repressed sexuality), Donna deserved better, Gremlin Angie, Eventual Smut, My God these bitches gay, Good for them, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Not Beta Read, Pinning? Pinning, Mutual Pining, reader is a botanist/phytologist because for reasons, Plot? No Plot only pinning, discussions of depression/anxiety, Slight AU in which the Lords actually care for each other, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Discussions of autism and neurodivergency, Dealing with grief and mourning, Additional Trigger Warnings at the beginning of each chapter, author needs a hug and a loving slap, author finds joy in tormenting their readers, largely un-beta-read we die like the Lords and Ethan Winters, Rated M (for now), Donna needs some love and it’s up for a gayass gardener to do so, Apparently people like this fic so I guess I have to finish it
Series: Part 1 of sing to us the one with violets in her lap
Summary:

You want to be selfish.

Your fingers burn and twitch with it as her face continues to be shrouded from your eyes. All of your body is screaming to just do it and pull it back, finally sating your desire to see your old friend’s face.

(You idly wondered if her cheeks ever lost that baby fat she always complained about. If her face sharpened like her father’s or rounded like her mother’s. Did she inherit the latter’s pert nose? Or a straight one like the former?

A thought enters your mind of you leaning in and kissing a pale cheek and seeing how she flushes, beautifully and enticingly. You grit your teeth at that and turn away.)

But no. Donna may be an old friend, yes, but she is now your employer and you can’t ruin the tentative companionship the two of you have at the moment with your selfish impulses.

Or,

Gardener!Reader falls in love with the mysterious Lady Beneviento, who was once a close friend when they were younger, but like many things in this world tragedy and life got in the way. Now they’ve reunited.

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Pinned Post phyto's guide the phytologist's guide to falling in love tpgtfil donna beneviento donna benevento x reader lady beneviento lady donna beneviento donna beneviento x female reader lucidmagic my fic phyto guide resident evil resident evil village
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wolfer-aid

You can click this button once a day to help a Palestinian family and support them with a few euros. It only takes 5 seconds and can help save lives, so please take the time to click and share this link. I hope this works and people donate.

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Several media outlets reported that hundreds were killed in an Israeli airstrike on Nasser Hospital in Khan Yunis, which killed at least 20 people, including five journalists from Reuters, AP, and Al Jazeera.

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The strike was described as a "double strike" targeting civilians, a rescue team, and journalists. Israel justified the attack by claiming it targeted a Hamas camera, described the incident as a "tragic accident," and launched an investigation

Damn Israel She kills us like she did nothing

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This is the best time of the day at 7 o'clock In the morning, we are also supposed to hear the chirping of birds and the crowing of roosters, but now we hear nothing but shelling and missiles, and helicopters are firing heavily, and the D-8 is being destroyed. I came here to tell you, please donate to me and my family Also guys I'm alive lol

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bitchfitch

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

bitchfitch

other things I'm bitching about but which could still be useful as writing advice for 1 eyed characters:

2. they're going to favor their sighted side, obviously, but it doesn't always manifest in the way you think. when I walk down a hall I walk much closer to the wall on my sighted side than on my blind side. which is the opposite of how it might seem logical to do that bc it means the world at large is on your bad side, but the reason is I can't fucking See the wall if it's right next to me in the blind side and I end up knocking into it.

3. door frames and poles are my enemy. If your character is smart this will not be a problem but for me it is. I am King of walking into shit I could absolutely see but couldn't tell how far away from me it was. on this note, their blind side hand is getting bashed into every jutting out thing in a 5 mile radius.

4. having 0 depth perception is less of a big deal than you'd think it is. Especially with driving. I've become a Much safer and more wary driver because I can't tell how far the other cars are from me. however I fucking suck at parking now. because I can't tell how far the lines are from me either.

5. you know how people who lose limbs get phantom pains? that happens with eyes too but like. phantom sights. for me it's like. a lot of bugs. like every so often my brain will just put something suddenly skittering beside me there. hate that.

6. it is completely possible to "get stuck" somewhere because your ability to tell how wide a space is is just Gone. shopping isles especially where bumping something or Someone is matter of embarrassment or potentially breaking something. it can be legitimately paralyzing and also irritate everyone around you because they can tell there is Plenty of space for you to get your cart through even if you can't.

7. if the eye is still in their skull it can still be the normal kind of painful. Glares off of shiny surfaces causing weird sharp pains you can't figure out the cause of are genuinely one of gods greatest tests of my patience.

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grendel-menz

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Hey y'all -- I'm making this post on behalf of Sami and his family, who are currently suffering in Gaza. You can find their fundraiser here. I think (especially) in a time where people are experiencing so much cruelty, it's our duty as humans living in the world to try to help others the best we can. We've all wished for someone to be there for us in a time of need, and we can be that for other people.

Sami's family has a lot of young children and I ask you to please consider donating if you have the means-- even something small-- or reblogging to circulate their fundraiser. Anything helps! Thank you so, so much for even reading. FUNDRAISER.

grendel-menz

They're currently at 84%! They need less than 600 to get to 85%.

samionly

Today, many people have been displaced from the Gaza Strip. Because of the indiscriminate bombing, because it will occupy the Gaza Strip, but donate before we die

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bamsara

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

kingsillysmilez

”youve already drawn that character” yesss. i like them a lots. i will be drawing them again. 1000 drawings of the same character over and over again for ten million years

fazedlight

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Originally posted by rewrotethestars

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theconcealedweapon

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knowing-smile

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Vintage EPA photos reveal what US waterways looked like before pollution was regulated
In the years after the US Environmental Protection Agency was founded, the agency dispatched photographers to document pollution and contami
Business Insider
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What was food like before the FDA?
Formaldehyde, brick dust, lead, and borax once made grocery shopping a minefield.
Popular Science
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Early history of food regulation in the United States - Wikipedia
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Shit used to be wild, and this is just what I could find that had decent sources, I've heard a lot more horror stories.

I'm not excited to live in a word without regulation. 🙃

bogleech

"Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them" is an important statement here. The government has to spend money and labor to enforce regulations. The government has to be begged for years and sometimes threatened by the American people into even creating the regulations. The people with the money want you to believe regulations are "BIG GOVERNMENT INFRINGING ON OUR FREEDOMS" so you'll help them undo the regulations your grandparents had to force that same government to install in the first fucking place. They count on you being ignorant of the past so they can make another round of dirty money by poisoning you all over again.

randomthingsthatilike1
ilikeit-art

leahplease

Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow

Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"

Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out

hazel2468

EXCUSE ME

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writtenoffantihero

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Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year
Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.
Ars Technica

This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.

monarchofmonsters

Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:

LineageOS (I use this one)

Graphene OS

Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.

Fuck Google.

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batmanisagatewaydrug

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

batmanisagatewaydrug

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

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yes that's how confirmation bias works

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People get their panties up in a twist about astrology because they think it’s people shoving themselves into boxes that are not pre-existing.


Most people who like astrology like it because it reflects things about themselves that they relate to that they have difficulty vocalizing themselves. And things like doing a chart reading can allow you to gaze deeply into yourself

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that's how confirmation bias works

batmanisagatewaydrug

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derinthescarletpescatarian

#wait wasn't that also OP?#is this the third such post now?#we shouldn't be pissing on the poor at all#“ok so we should only piss on the poor a little when there's no toilets free”

It's more than three. I've lost count but this is at least the fourth.